Grey Chatter Report: Episode 1008 Two Against One

**WARNING SPOILERS** Welcome to Grey Chatter for the "Two Against One" episode of Grey's Anatomy! Here you'll find highlights, quotes, observations and more. Be warned, we're talking about details from the episode so stop reading this stat if you don't want to be spoiled. Enjoy!

Matchmaker Callie: It's hard to tell who was more excited, Owen for dating Emma or Callie for being able to interrogate her (and no, we didn't mean interview…we really mean INTERROGATE).

McSteamy isn't back, but his style is: Jackson needed a little kick in the pants to encourage him to actually teach the interns. Derek could have been straight, but instead took a page from Mark's old playbook and goaded Jackson into doing it. Crazy? Yes. Effective? Absolutely.

Meredith needs to check herself: Mer's obsession with proving herself is getting dangerous. She tried to pull rank and risked a patient's life and later wouldn't allow Cristina to use the printer to save a baby! Really Dr. Grey?!!? Do you have that fragile of an ego?!?!

Matthew and April stick to their guns: We have got to give them credit, it takes a strong will and ironclad convictions to wait that long. While they wait for the wedding day, they can occupy themselves with kissing, cuddling, and cold showers.

The Quotes Are In:

Meredith: We will eat all those dots and kill all those ghosts.

Alex: She doesn't really play video games.

Stephanie: It's life-saving technology, Shane. If you want it faster, page God.

Emma: I just got out of a job interview that was more intimate than most rectal exams.

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