Trump has really kicked 2026 off with a bang, our FIFA Peace Prize-winning President posted this morning about potentially instituting the Insurrection Act in Minnesota, he keeps claiming that the protestors are paid, we are seeing so much unnecessary and disgusting brutality in a lot of cities right now, Trump is floating the idea of skipping the next election, he finally came up with 'The Great Healthcare Plan,' today was the highly anticipated meeting between Trump and Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Machado where she gave him her Nobel Peace Prize, Jimmy offers Trump one of his awards in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone, Trump still wants to take Greenland, and more!