Backup Panties or Pity Panties?

In the Manhattan Love Story episode "In the Mix, on the Books, and in the Freezer," Dana discovers Peter is dating other women, so she decides to keep other men in the mix by meeting guys on Tinder. What exactly were they thinking?!? Here's a comparison of what was going through their heads.

Shopping for Underwear and Spotting a Rival Date
Dana: Sees Peter with a date while she happens to be buying "backup panties"
Peter: Calls his date a "friend" and turns her "backup panties" into "pity panties"

Dating on Tinder
Dana: Not impressed by all the guys on Tinder who have beards but can't grow beards.
David: Not sure why he should be offended by that. Also, sees nothing wrong with wearing an ironic porkpie hat.

On Dating Exclusively
Dana: Thinks it's a double standard that men can have other women in the mix, while women can't
Peter: Can't really think of a good argument and is now fearful his favorite blazer is in jeopardy

The Rules of Tinder Dating
Dana: No second location, don't drink anything the bartender didn't give you and don't go past a certain base.
Henry the Tinder Date: First base is OK, so go for it. Buzzfeed said so.

 

Find out what's running through Dana and Peter's minds in Manhattan Love Story ABC TUESDAYS 8:30|7:30c.