Modern Family "Who Said It?" Quote Quiz
Modern Family brings the laughs and the one-liners each and every week on ABC. How well do you recall all those memorable words? There's only one way to find out. Take part in our Modern Family quote celebration!
Check out a few of our favorite classic Modern Family quotes below right after you check out a whole bunch at once in the Phil's-osophy video!
Phil: Let's just say it Ruffles me when some Goobers tell me I have to spend half my Payday on their hot dogs.
Cameron: I'm like a mother bear. When I hear my cub crying, I have to run to her.
Gloria: He comes from a long line of fisherman and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Manny: If this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, we're going to have a big problem.
Haley: Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs. Just text me.
Jay: I just ordered an extra-long straw to avoid accidentally doing a sit-up.
Phil: Don't scratch anything while I'm gone. Unless it itches. That's different.
Claire: Oh, honey, don't take this the wrong way, but I have almost no faith in you.
Alex: She can't go ten minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth. It's like he's feeding a baby bird.
Manny: She's a girl in my history class. We like to play Six Degrees of Sir Francis Bacon.
Haley: There must be something wrong with this phone. I've rubbed it on my head for like an hour.
Cameron: I've known I wanted to be a clown since I found out clowns were just people with makeup.
Phil: Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Cameron: He wasn't armed. He had a Hillary bumper sticker.
Mitchell: I used a fake ID to get into an R-rated movie. The Fabulous Baker Boys. I found the title to be misleading. Lotta Michelle Pfeiffer. That's all I'm sayin'.
Gloria: In my country it is considered very, very bad luck when your house burns down.