Joe Biden's new memoir is out next week, a new sculpture of Trump was erected honoring his non-service to his country, his beautiful 250 foot tall Arch de Trump is on hold by order of a Federal Judge, Pete Hegseth gave a doozy of a performance defending himself against impeachment, Mitch McConnell seems to be doing well, Lauren Boebert from Colorado is projected to lose her seat in the House, Trump is once again milking the MAGA faithful with some hot new merch, Truth Social traffic is down 40% but revenue is up 200% because Trump is literally selling access, he has nothing better to do than call into C-SPAN, and Melania has a new TV show.