Roses are nice, but how about roaches? The Houston Museum of Natural Science is offering up a creepy-crawly Valentine! For just $5, you can name a giant Madagascar hissing cockroach after your sweetheart. Why? Because true love never dies – and neither do roaches! Your cockroach will live inside the museum’s ‘Heartbreak Motel’, which comes equipped with a live ‘Roachcam’, and you even receive a digital commemorative certificate. How’s that for an unforgettable gift?!