Today is Jimmy's son Billy's 9th birthday, the ceasefire in Iran was scheduled to end tomorrow night and he has of course extended it, CNN reported that they were close to a deal before the weekend and that Trump derailed it with all his crazy posts, he claims that if HE was president during the Vietnam War it would have ended quickly, Tucker Carlson went so far as to apologize for ever supporting Trump in the first place, Trump took a break from attacking the Pope to release a pre-recorded reading from the Bible, to no one's surprise the 'Tariff Refund Portal' website doesn't work, and Jimmy talks to the poor old lady with the apples who has been featured in many of Trump's stories.