Today is Cinco de Mayo, the Met Gala was last night and a lot of the outfits were 'giving,' the New York Knicks crushed the 76ers in game one of their series, Team Trump now wants the American taxpayers to foot the bill for his new ballroom which is now five times what he said it would be, Trump signed an executive order to bring back The Presidential Fitness Test, he brought a bunch of children to the Oval Office to announce it and went on every rant possible, he then took them all outside to show off his putting skills, since the start of the 'ceasefire' Iran has attacked the U.S. and our allies ten times, the Iranians have suggested that nothing is off the table, and more!