Today was the first day you could register to get tickets to the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, Trump is on a new crusade to take over Greenland, Marco Rubio has been put in charge of coming up with a plan to purchase it, we are operating at peak hypocrisy right now as we violently stifle protests while also warning Iran not to violently stifle protests, Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin isn't sure if he is for or against regime change there, we got a new photograph of Trump giving the finger to a Ford worker who called him a 'pedophile protector,' Trump fell asleep again during a press conference, and more!