Diane (Marsai Martin) hates that because she wears glasses, she was nicknamed the girl Urkel, or "Gurkel," so she's overjoyed to learn that Zoey needs glasses, too. If only Diane had a cooler nickname like the rest of her siblings, but Jack "Party Time" Johnson (Miles Brown) is too busy dancing to listen. From Season 1, Episode 23 of black-ish, "Elephant in the Room." ABC WEDNESDAYS 9:30|8:30c.