The NCAA Tournament is happening and Guillermo is third in our office pool, today is also opening day for the MLB and the Dodgers hosted the Arizona Diamondbacks, Donald Trump got another made up award from Congress, he gave an hour-long acceptance speech during which he covered a wide range of subjects including how bigly he's winning the war in Iran that isn't actually a war at all, he was bragging about a mysterious secret 'prize' he got from the Iranians, Trump is about to become the first sitting President to have his signature on money, and more!