The Oscar Nominees were announced this morning and there were some big surprises, Cleto Sr. made a tortilla that looked just like Donald Trump this morning, Donald and Melania celebrated their 21st anniversary, Trump has a nasty bruise on his hand which doesn't exactly square up with his recent excuses, he finally gave up on America acquiring Greenland, he came up with a new thing called the 'Board of Peace' which many normal countries fear he is forming to replace the UN, Jared Kushner is spearheading the work to rebuild Gaza, former Special Counsel Jack Smith testified in front of the House Judiciary Committee, and more!